As Close as You'll Get
Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.
Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.
Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.
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